This is Bubbles Westergaard's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
Bubbles Westergaard is a 56 years old not-at-all hairy Canadian macaque, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Westergaard's favorite drink is vermouth, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.
Westergaard wears size x-grande hats and likes to play piano. Westergaard habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Westergaard types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is 3.
Bubbles is born Angolan, and now lives in American Samoa with their partner of one year, Enos Westergaard, and the unhappy couple's 6 children. Westergaard can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.
Westergaard's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Bubbles having blood type AB+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Westergaard prefers the outside of the bed. Westergaard's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. Westergaard suffers from a crippling ergophobia.