This is Gordo Doe's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
Cats or dogs?
Gordo Doe is a 39 years old not-at-all hairy atomic baboon, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Doe's favorite drink is Martini, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Doe wears size grande hats and likes to play banjo. Doe habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Doe types at 300 words per minute, and their favorite key is S.
Gordo is born Macedonian, and now lives in Kingman Reef with their partner of one year, Michael Doe, and the happy couple's 6 children. Doe can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 22 digits of pi by heart.
Doe's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTP, which most clearly manifests in Gordo having blood type A-, and being a libra and dog person. Doe prefers the outside of the bed. Doe's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Doe suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.