This is Koko Pavlovski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
Koko Pavlovski is a 30 years old not-at-all hairy squirrel monkey, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Pavlovski's favorite drink is triple sec, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Pavlovski wears size grande hats and likes to play triangle. Pavlovski habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Pavlovski types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is 8.
Koko is born Narnian, and now lives in Falkland Islands with their partner of 5 years, King Pavlovski, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Pavlovski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 27 digits of pi by heart.
Pavlovski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Koko having blood type A-, and being a libra and dog person. Pavlovski prefers the underside of the bed. Pavlovski's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Pavlovski suffers from a mild cyberphobia.