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This is Emma Santos's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Evolution or intelligent design? Intelligent design
Is it time for a LFP? No
Is global warming real? No
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero

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Is global warming real?


Santos, Emma

About Emma Santos

Emma Santos is a 33 years old quite hairy baboon, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Santos's favorite drink is curaçao, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.

Santos wears size medio hats and likes to play trombone. Santos habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Santos types at 220 words per minute, and their favorite key is K.

Emma is born Stockholmer, and now lives in Panama with their partner of 5 years, Ellen Santos, and the happy couple's 0 children. Santos can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 8 digits of pi by heart.

Santos's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Emma having blood type O+, and being a virgo and cat person. Santos prefers the underside of the bed. Santos's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Santos suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.