This is Nekane Kong's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
Abortion; yes or no?
Yes, pro choice
Nekane Kong is a 52 years old quite hairy spider monkey, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is creme de menthe, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Kong wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play accordion. Kong habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Kong types at 280 words per minute, and their favorite key is I.
Nekane is born Transylvanian, and now lives in Namibia with their partner of one year, Jesus Kong, and the happy couple's 4 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 47 digits of pi by heart.
Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Nekane having blood type B-, and being a capricorn and dog person. Kong prefers the underside of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Kong suffers from a mild ergophobia.