This is Noam Bush's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
Can I get a witness?
Yes you do
Noam Bush is a 30 years old fairly hairy drill, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Bush's favorite drink is absinthe, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.
Bush wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play banjo. Bush habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Bush types at 210 words per minute, and their favorite key is ).
Noam is born Cardassian, and now lives in Bahrain with their partner of one year, Tiny Bush, and the only slightly criminal couple's 0 children. Bush can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 10 digits of pi by heart.
Bush's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Noam having blood type A+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Bush prefers the outside of the bed. Bush's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Bush suffers from a crippling acrophobia.