This is Precious Sanchez's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
Precious Sanchez is a 50 years old very hairy capuchin, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sanchez's favorite drink is pernod ricard, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
Sanchez wears size x-grande hats and likes to play harp. Sanchez habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Sanchez types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is Y.
Precious is born Iraqi, and now lives in Tuvalu with their partner of one year, Noel Sanchez, and the constantly fighting couple's 6 children. Sanchez can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.
Sanchez's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Precious having blood type O+, and being a leo and cat person. Sanchez prefers the right side of the bed. Sanchez's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Sanchez suffers from a mild cyberphobia.