This is Noel Trump's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|What color is a zebra?||Black with white stripes|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
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Noel Trump is a 33 years old very hairy black howler, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Trump's favorite drink is madaira, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the night.
Trump wears size grande hats and likes to play triangle. Trump habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Trump types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is H.
Noel is born Jovian, and now lives in San Marino with their partner of 3 years, Donald Trump, and the constantly fighting couple's 4 children. Trump can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 38 digits of pi by heart.
Trump's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFJ, which most clearly manifests in Noel having blood type AB+, and being a virgo and cat person. Trump prefers the underside of the bed. Trump's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Trump suffers from a crippling phobophobia.