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Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears
jesus is a male or female ? male
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life
are you sure Yes, MAGA4Life
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Hillary Clinton

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are you sure

Yes, MAGA4Life

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About Emil Spears

Emil Spears is a 25 years old quite hairy macaque, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Spears's favorite drink is whiskey sour, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.

Spears wears size medio hats and likes to play guitar. Spears habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Spears types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.

Emil is born Danish, and now lives in Palestinian State with their partner of 7 years, Barak Spears, and the unhappy couple's 6 children. Spears can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 63 digits of pi by heart.

Spears's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Emil having blood type AB+, and being a virgo and cat person. Spears prefers the underside of the bed. Spears's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Spears suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.