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This is Koko van Dÿk's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
do you like bolsonaro? Yes
What color is a zebra? White with black stripes
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that observe
What color is the dress? Black and blue
Cats or dogs? Dogs

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Can I get a witness?

What's the need for that?

van Dÿk, Koko

About Koko van Dÿk

Koko van Dÿk is a 38 years old fairly hairy mandrill, who has 5 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. van Dÿk's favorite drink is Long Island iced tea, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.

van Dÿk wears size medio hats and likes to play guitar. van Dÿk habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). van Dÿk types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is 1.

Koko is born Botswanan, and now lives in Canada with their partner of 7 years, Tiny van Dÿk, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. van Dÿk can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 50 digits of pi by heart.

van Dÿk's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Koko having blood type A+, and being a virgo and cat person. van Dÿk prefers the underside of the bed. van Dÿk's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Circus. van Dÿk suffers from a crippling cyberphobia.