Spears, Koko

Koko Spears is a 44 years old very hairy black howler, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Spears's favorite drink is akvavit, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

Spears wears size grande hats and likes to play guitar. Spears habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). Spears types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is ;.

Koko is born Western Samoan, and now lives in Chile with their partner of 0 years, Pavlov Spears, and the constantly fighting couple's 4 children. Spears can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 44 digits of pi by heart.

Spears's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Koko having blood type B-, and being a cancer and cat person. Spears prefers the left side of the bed. Spears's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is In The Zone. Spears suffers from a mild phobophobia.