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There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
Is a hotdog a sandwich? No
What color is a zebra? White with black stripes
How was a first cosmonaut in space Armstrong

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Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?

John Kerry

Kastrati, Madison

About Madison Kastrati

Madison Kastrati is a 25 years old quite hairy mandrill, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kastrati's favorite drink is grappa, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the morning.

Kastrati wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Kastrati habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Kastrati types at 130 words per minute, and their favorite key is ".

Madison is born Antarctican, and now lives in Mali with their partner of 0 years, Harambe Kastrati, and the unhappy couple's 0 children. Kastrati can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 22 digits of pi by heart.

Kastrati's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Madison having blood type B-, and being a libra and cat person. Kastrati prefers the outside of the bed. Kastrati's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Kastrati suffers from a mild acrophobia.