This is Lukas Brouwer's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Britney Spears|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
What is the question?
Lukas Brouwer is a 27 years old not-at-all hairy drill, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Brouwer's favorite drink is Arn bitter, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Brouwer wears size x-grande hats and likes to play harp. Brouwer habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Brouwer types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is V.
Lukas is born Grenadian, and now lives in Wake Island with their partner of 4 years, Emil Brouwer, and the happy couple's 6 children. Brouwer can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.
Brouwer's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Lukas having blood type A-, and being a taurus and cat person. Brouwer prefers the right side of the bed. Brouwer's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Brouwer suffers from a mild hedonophobia.