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What color is the dress? White and gold
Is global warming real? Yes
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain
jesus is a male or female ? male
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? John Kerry

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Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?

Donald Trump

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About Lukas Brouwer

Lukas Brouwer is a 27 years old not-at-all hairy drill, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Brouwer's favorite drink is Arn bitter, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.

Brouwer wears size x-grande hats and likes to play harp. Brouwer habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 3 (on a scale). Brouwer types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is V.

Lukas is born Grenadian, and now lives in Wake Island with their partner of 4 years, Emil Brouwer, and the happy couple's 6 children. Brouwer can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 30 digits of pi by heart.

Brouwer's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Lukas having blood type A-, and being a taurus and cat person. Brouwer prefers the right side of the bed. Brouwer's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Brouwer suffers from a mild hedonophobia.