This is Hillary Sanchez's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
Cats or dogs?
Hillary Sanchez is a 35 years old very hairy marmoset, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sanchez's favorite drink is creme de menthe, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.
Sanchez wears size x-grande hats and likes to play banjo. Sanchez habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Sanchez types at 50 words per minute, and their favorite key is #.
Hillary is born Salvadorean, and now lives in Uganda with their partner of 5 years, Sylvester Sanchez, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Sanchez can accelerate from zero to 100 in 8 seconds, and knows 38 digits of pi by heart.
Sanchez's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Hillary having blood type AB+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Sanchez prefers the right side of the bed. Sanchez's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Sanchez suffers from a mild agoraphobia.