This is Jayden Ciobanu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||John Kerry|
Evolution or intelligent design?
Jayden Ciobanu is a 38 years old quite hairy atomic baboon, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Ciobanu's favorite drink is creme de menthe, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Ciobanu wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. Ciobanu habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Ciobanu types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is Q.
Jayden is born Middle Eastern, and now lives in Portugal with their partner of 3 years, Dirty Ciobanu, and the constantly fighting couple's 2 children. Ciobanu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 6 digits of pi by heart.
Ciobanu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Jayden having blood type B+, and being a leo and cat person. Ciobanu prefers the underside of the bed. Ciobanu's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Ciobanu suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.