This is Vladimir Rasmussen's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is it time for a LFP?||No|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
Is it time for a LFP?
Vladimir Rasmussen is a 35 years old fairly hairy black howler, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Rasmussen's favorite drink is Grand Marnier, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.
Rasmussen wears size x-grande hats and likes to play accordion. Rasmussen habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). Rasmussen types at 80 words per minute, and their favorite key is T.
Vladimir is born Vilnian, and now lives in Syria with their partner of one year, Benjamin Rasmussen, and the only slightly criminal couple's 0 children. Rasmussen can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 65 digits of pi by heart.
Rasmussen's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTJ, which most clearly manifests in Vladimir having blood type O+, and being a cancer and dog person. Rasmussen prefers the outside of the bed. Rasmussen's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Rasmussen suffers from a mild ergophobia.