This is Sara O'Sullivan's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Mitt Romney|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Roger Federer|
Who is the greatest singer ever?
Sara O'Sullivan is a 35 years old fairly hairy macaque, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Sullivan's favorite drink is whisky (neat), preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
O'Sullivan wears size grande hats and likes to play the violin. O'Sullivan habitually throws feces 4 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). O'Sullivan types at 60 words per minute, and their favorite key is 4.
Sara is born Jordanian, and now lives in Argentina with their partner of 5 years, Caesar O'Sullivan, and the constantly fighting couple's 6 children. O'Sullivan can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 40 digits of pi by heart.
O'Sullivan's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Sara having blood type A-, and being a taurus and dog person. O'Sullivan prefers the outside of the bed. O'Sullivan's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. O'Sullivan suffers from a crippling agoraphobia.