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Is magic real? Keep dreaming
Is it time for a LFP? No
Who will win the 2008 US presidential election? John McCain
Will I die soon? Yes

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Kong, Pierre

About Pierre Kong

Pierre Kong is a 26 years old very hairy squirrel monkey, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is madaira, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.

Kong wears size medio hats and likes to play guitar. Kong habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Kong types at 320 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.

Pierre is born Malian, and now lives in Peru with their partner of 6 years, Angela Kong, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 35 digits of pi by heart.

Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Pierre having blood type O-, and being a virgo and cat person. Kong prefers the right side of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Blackot. Kong suffers from a mild ergophobia.