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Hot Topics

This is Gordo O'Sullivan's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera
Hitler; hero or zero? Hero
Abortion; yes or no? Yes, pro choice
Is magic real? Keep dreaming
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Roger Federer

Hot topic opinion

Will I die soon?

Yes

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About Gordo O'Sullivan

Gordo O'Sullivan is a 47 years old not-at-all hairy atomic baboon, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Sullivan's favorite drink is cognac, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.

O'Sullivan wears size x-grande hats and likes to play harp. O'Sullivan habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). O'Sullivan types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.

Gordo is born Pakistani, and now lives in Venezuela with their partner of 6 years, Barak O'Sullivan, and the happy couple's 2 children. O'Sullivan can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.

O'Sullivan's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Gordo having blood type A-, and being a gemini and dog person. O'Sullivan prefers the underside of the bed. O'Sullivan's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. O'Sullivan suffers from a mild acrophobia.