This is Gordo O'Sullivan's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|Cats or dogs?||Cats|
|jesus is a male or female ?||female|
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?
The ones that entertain
Gordo O'Sullivan is a 47 years old not-at-all hairy atomic baboon, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Sullivan's favorite drink is cognac, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
O'Sullivan wears size x-grande hats and likes to play harp. O'Sullivan habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 7 (on a scale). O'Sullivan types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is E.
Gordo is born Pakistani, and now lives in Venezuela with their partner of 6 years, Barak O'Sullivan, and the happy couple's 2 children. O'Sullivan can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.
O'Sullivan's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Gordo having blood type A-, and being a gemini and dog person. O'Sullivan prefers the underside of the bed. O'Sullivan's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. O'Sullivan suffers from a mild acrophobia.