This is Saddam Smirnov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|jesus is a male or female ?||male|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|What is the question?||or not to be|
Is this a bad idea?
Saddam Smirnov is a 41 years old very hairy marmoset, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Smirnov's favorite drink is gin, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Smirnov wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play glockenspiel. Smirnov habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Smirnov types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is =.
Saddam is born Salzburger, and now lives in Cambodia with their partner of 7 years, Harambe Smirnov, and the constantly fighting couple's 6 children. Smirnov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 51 digits of pi by heart.
Smirnov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Saddam having blood type A+, and being a gemini and cat person. Smirnov prefers the underside of the bed. Smirnov's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Smirnov suffers from a mild cyberphobia.