This is Precious Horvat's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Mitt Romney|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?
The ones that entertain
Precious Horvat is a 35 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Horvat's favorite drink is sherry, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Horvat wears size medio hats and likes to play trombone. Horvat habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Horvat types at 260 words per minute, and their favorite key is O.
Precious is born Senegalese, and now lives in Estonia with their partner of 4 years, Benjamin Horvat, and the happy couple's 0 children. Horvat can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 31 digits of pi by heart.
Horvat's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Precious having blood type B+, and being a scorpio and cat person. Horvat prefers the underside of the bed. Horvat's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. Horvat suffers from a mild phobophobia.