This is Anna Garcia's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Mitt Romney|
|Can I get a witness?||Yes you do|
Cats or dogs?
Anna Garcia is a 25 years old not-at-all hairy squirrel monkey, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Garcia's favorite drink is pisang ambon, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Garcia wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. Garcia habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Garcia types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.
Anna is born Asian, and now lives in Swaziland with their partner of 3 years, Angela Garcia, and the constantly fighting couple's 2 children. Garcia can accelerate from zero to 100 in 11 seconds, and knows 21 digits of pi by heart.
Garcia's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Anna having blood type AB+, and being a gemini and cat person. Garcia prefers the underside of the bed. Garcia's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Garcia suffers from a mild hedonophobia.