This is Anna Lynch's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Is it time for a LFP?||Yes|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|Who will win the 2004 US presidential election?||George W. Bush|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
Can I get a witness?
Yes you do
Anna Lynch is a 21 years old very hairy tamarin, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lynch's favorite drink is ouzo, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Lynch wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play accordion. Lynch habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Lynch types at 50 words per minute, and their favorite key is N.
Anna is born Andorran, and now lives in Marshall Islands with their partner of 6 years, Caesar Lynch, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Lynch can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 23 digits of pi by heart.
Lynch's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Anna having blood type B+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Lynch prefers the left side of the bed. Lynch's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Lynch suffers from a mild phobophobia.