This is Abu Sarkozy's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that entertain|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?
Abu Sarkozy is a 45 years old not-at-all hairy baboon, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sarkozy's favorite drink is gin, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Sarkozy wears size x-grande hats and likes to play viola. Sarkozy habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Sarkozy types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is O.
Abu is born Middle Eastern, and now lives in Afghanistan with their partner of 2 years, Benjamin Sarkozy, and the happy couple's 0 children. Sarkozy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 13 digits of pi by heart.
Sarkozy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Abu having blood type AB+, and being a libra and cat person. Sarkozy prefers the underside of the bed. Sarkozy's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Sarkozy suffers from a crippling phobophobia.