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This is Abu Sarkozy's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is this a bad idea? Yes
monkey? not
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain
Will I die soon? Yes

Hot topic opinion

Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?

Al Gore

Sarkozy, Abu

About Abu Sarkozy

Abu Sarkozy is a 45 years old not-at-all hairy baboon, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sarkozy's favorite drink is gin, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.

Sarkozy wears size x-grande hats and likes to play viola. Sarkozy habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Sarkozy types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is O.

Abu is born Middle Eastern, and now lives in Afghanistan with their partner of 2 years, Benjamin Sarkozy, and the happy couple's 0 children. Sarkozy can accelerate from zero to 100 in 14 seconds, and knows 13 digits of pi by heart.

Sarkozy's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Abu having blood type AB+, and being a libra and cat person. Sarkozy prefers the underside of the bed. Sarkozy's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Greatest Hits: My Prerogative. Sarkozy suffers from a crippling phobophobia.