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This is Saddam Clinton's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? No
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Is global warming real? No
What color is the dress? Black and blue

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About Saddam Clinton

Saddam Clinton is a 37 years old quite hairy chimpanzee, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Clinton's favorite drink is maotai, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.

Clinton wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Clinton habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Clinton types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is J.

Saddam is born Rural, and now lives in Gabon with their partner of 4 years, Arnold Clinton, and the unhappy couple's 0 children. Clinton can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 9 digits of pi by heart.

Clinton's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Saddam having blood type B+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Clinton prefers the underside of the bed. Clinton's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Clinton suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.