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This is Saddam Clinton's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is this a bad idea? Very yes
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? John Kerry
What time is it? no

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There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?

The ones that observe

Clinton, Saddam

About Saddam Clinton

Saddam Clinton is a 37 years old quite hairy chimpanzee, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Clinton's favorite drink is maotai, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.

Clinton wears size grande hats and likes to play bagpipe. Clinton habitually throws feces 7 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Clinton types at 170 words per minute, and their favorite key is J.

Saddam is born Rural, and now lives in Gabon with their partner of 4 years, Arnold Clinton, and the unhappy couple's 0 children. Clinton can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 9 digits of pi by heart.

Clinton's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Saddam having blood type B+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Clinton prefers the underside of the bed. Clinton's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Clinton suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.