This is Thomas Davidov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Am I gay?||Yes, you're gay|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
Astrology or astronomy?
Thomas Davidov is a 49 years old very hairy capuchin, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Davidov's favorite drink is white Russian, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.
Davidov wears size x-grande hats and likes to play Jew harp. Davidov habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Davidov types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is N.
Thomas is born Serbian, and now lives in Comoros with their partner of 5 years, Angela Davidov, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Davidov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 7 seconds, and knows 59 digits of pi by heart.
Davidov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Thomas having blood type O-, and being a taurus and dog person. Davidov prefers the underside of the bed. Davidov's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Davidov suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.