We put the CH3CH2OH in consulting!
This is Lukas Dimitrov's thoughts about some current hot topics:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Hitler; hero or zero? | Hero |
| a | a |
| What is the question? | or not to be |
| What time is it? | no |
| Can I get a witness? | Yes you do |
Lukas Dimitrov is a 41 years old not-at-all hairy marmoset, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dimitrov's favorite drink is cosmopolitan, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.
Dimitrov wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. Dimitrov habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). Dimitrov types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is V.
Lukas is born Italian, and now lives in French Polynesia with their partner of 7 years, Michael Dimitrov, and the unhappy couple's 6 children. Dimitrov can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 64 digits of pi by heart.
Dimitrov's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Lukas having blood type O-, and being a gemini and cat person. Dimitrov prefers the outside of the bed. Dimitrov's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is B in the Mix: The Remixes. Dimitrov suffers from a crippling ergophobia.