This is Dirty Brouwer's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
Is magic real?
We can't be sure it is not
Dirty Brouwer is a 38 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Brouwer's favorite drink is whisky (neat), preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the morning.
Brouwer wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play flute. Brouwer habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Brouwer types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is G.
Dirty is born Botswanan, and now lives in Chad with their partner of one year, Fatima Brouwer, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Brouwer can accelerate from zero to 100 in 12 seconds, and knows 54 digits of pi by heart.
Brouwer's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Dirty having blood type A-, and being a taurus and cat person. Brouwer prefers the underside of the bed. Brouwer's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Brouwer suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.