This is Harambe Kong's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|Who is the best sportsperson in the world?||Lionel Messi|
|Cats or dogs?||Dogs|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
Who is the best sportsperson in the world?
Harambe Kong is a 34 years old fairly hairy marmoset, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is white wine, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Kong wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Kong habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Kong types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is ).
Harambe is born Dominican, and now lives in United Arab Emirates with their partner of 0 years, Donald Kong, and the happy couple's 0 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 62 digits of pi by heart.
Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Harambe having blood type B+, and being a virgo and cat person. Kong prefers the underside of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Kong suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.