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Question Answer
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi
Cats or dogs? Dogs
How was a first cosmonaut in space Armstrong
Am I gay? No, you're bi

Hot topic opinion

Who is the best sportsperson in the world?

Lionel Messi

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About Harambe Kong

Harambe Kong is a 34 years old fairly hairy marmoset, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is white wine, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.

Kong wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Kong habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Kong types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is ).

Harambe is born Dominican, and now lives in United Arab Emirates with their partner of 0 years, Donald Kong, and the happy couple's 0 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 62 digits of pi by heart.

Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Harambe having blood type B+, and being a virgo and cat person. Kong prefers the underside of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Kong suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.