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Question Answer
Abortion; yes or no? No, pro life
What time is it? Yes
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera
How was a first cosmonaut in space Armstrong

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About Harambe Kong

Harambe Kong is a 34 years old fairly hairy marmoset, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is white wine, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.

Kong wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Kong habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 9 (on a scale). Kong types at 40 words per minute, and their favorite key is ).

Harambe is born Dominican, and now lives in United Arab Emirates with their partner of 0 years, Donald Kong, and the happy couple's 0 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 18 seconds, and knows 62 digits of pi by heart.

Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Harambe having blood type B+, and being a virgo and cat person. Kong prefers the underside of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is The Original Doll. Kong suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.