This is Emil Kong's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Intelligent design|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|What time is it?||Yes|
What time is it?
Emil Kong is a 33 years old quite hairy gorilla, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is black Russian, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.
Kong wears size grande hats and likes to play drums. Kong habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 15 (on a scale). Kong types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is the right shift key.
Emil is born Cardassian, and now lives in Vanuatu with their partner of 2 years, Pavlov Kong, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 26 digits of pi by heart.
Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTP, which most clearly manifests in Emil having blood type A+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Kong prefers the underside of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Kong suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.