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This is Jayden Popescu's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Cats or dogs? Cats
Is magic real? We can't be sure it is not
What is the question? or not to be
Evolution or intelligent design? Evolution
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi

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Will I die soon?


Popescu, Jayden

About Jayden Popescu

Jayden Popescu is a 42 years old quite hairy Canadian macaque, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Popescu's favorite drink is Bailey's Irish cream, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.

Popescu wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Popescu habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Popescu types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is O.

Jayden is born Athenian, and now lives in Syria with their partner of 3 years, Britney Popescu, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. Popescu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 43 digits of pi by heart.

Popescu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Jayden having blood type A-, and being a taurus and cat person. Popescu prefers the underside of the bed. Popescu's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Popescu suffers from a mild chlorophobia.