This is Jayden Popescu's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||Yes|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Is magic real?||We can't be sure it is not|
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?
Jayden Popescu is a 42 years old quite hairy Canadian macaque, who has 10 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Popescu's favorite drink is Bailey's Irish cream, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the afternoon.
Popescu wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Popescu habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Popescu types at 100 words per minute, and their favorite key is O.
Jayden is born Athenian, and now lives in Syria with their partner of 3 years, Britney Popescu, and the constantly fighting couple's 0 children. Popescu can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 43 digits of pi by heart.
Popescu's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFP, which most clearly manifests in Jayden having blood type A-, and being a taurus and cat person. Popescu prefers the underside of the bed. Popescu's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Popescu suffers from a mild chlorophobia.