This is Gabrielle Kong's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Is this a bad idea?||Very yes|
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?
Gabrielle Kong is a 49 years old very hairy squirrel monkey, who has 13 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 6 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is maotai, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.
Kong wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play trombone. Kong habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Kong types at 210 words per minute, and their favorite key is |.
Gabrielle is born Utopian, and now lives in Romania with their partner of 5 years, Koko Kong, and the constantly fighting couple's 6 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 58 digits of pi by heart.
Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Gabrielle having blood type B+, and being a scorpio and dog person. Kong prefers the left side of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Kong suffers from a mild phobophobia.