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Question Answer
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Mitt Romney
Is global warming real? Yes
What color is a zebra? Black with white stripes
Is this a bad idea? Very yes
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera

Hot topic opinion

What color is a zebra?

Black with white stripes

De Groot, Jayden

About Jayden De Groot

Jayden De Groot is a 25 years old fairly hairy rhesus macaque, who has one year experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. De Groot's favorite drink is rum, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.

De Groot wears size x-grande hats and likes to play drums. De Groot habitually throws feces one (metric) meter and has an Excel proficiency of 8 (on a scale). De Groot types at 300 words per minute, and their favorite key is $.

Jayden is born European, and now lives in St. Lucia with their partner of one year, Emil De Groot, and the only slightly criminal couple's 0 children. De Groot can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 31 digits of pi by heart.

De Groot's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Jayden having blood type AB+, and being a scorpio and dog person. De Groot prefers the left side of the bed. De Groot's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. De Groot suffers from a mild acrophobia.