We put the CH3CH2OH in consulting!
This is King Novak's thoughts about some current hot topics:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? | The ones that entertain |
| What color is the dress? | White and gold |
| Will Trump win in 2024 | Yes, MAGA4Life |
| Abortion; yes or no? | Yes, pro choice |
| Who is the best sportsperson in the world? | Roger Federer |
King Novak is a 36 years old quite hairy tamarin, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Novak's favorite drink is piña colada, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
Novak wears size medio hats and likes to play piano. Novak habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 6 (on a scale). Novak types at 80 words per minute, and their favorite key is R.
King is born Florentine, and now lives in Panama with their partner of 5 years, Madison Novak, and the unhappy couple's 4 children. Novak can accelerate from zero to 100 in 16 seconds, and knows 55 digits of pi by heart.
Novak's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in King having blood type AB+, and being a libra and cat person. Novak prefers the left side of the bed. Novak's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Femme Fatale. Novak suffers from a mild ergophobia.