This is Emma Doe's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Will I die soon?||No|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?
Emma Doe is a 26 years old quite hairy matled howler, who has 2 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Doe's favorite drink is madaira, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Doe wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play accordion. Doe habitually throws feces 3 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Doe types at 280 words per minute, and their favorite key is $.
Emma is born Bulgarian, and now lives in Hungary with their partner of 7 years, Sylvester Doe, and the happy couple's 0 children. Doe can accelerate from zero to 100 in 13 seconds, and knows 22 digits of pi by heart.
Doe's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Emma having blood type AB-, and being a leo and cat person. Doe prefers the left side of the bed. Doe's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Doe suffers from a mild chlorophobia.