This is Nikola O'Sullivan's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
|What color is a zebra?||White with black stripes|
|Will I die soon?||Yes|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Is global warming real?||No|
Evolution or intelligent design?
Nikola O'Sullivan is a 48 years old fairly hairy matled howler, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Sullivan's favorite drink is triple sec, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.
O'Sullivan wears size medio hats and likes to play kazoo. O'Sullivan habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). O'Sullivan types at 110 words per minute, and their favorite key is +.
Nikola is born Rwandan, and now lives in Kenya with their partner of 6 years, Benjamin O'Sullivan, and the unhappy couple's 6 children. O'Sullivan can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 21 digits of pi by heart.
O'Sullivan's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Nikola having blood type A+, and being a capricorn and dog person. O'Sullivan prefers the outside of the bed. O'Sullivan's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. O'Sullivan suffers from a crippling phobophobia.