This is Nikola O'Sullivan's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Armstrong|
|Is this a bad idea?||Yes|
Will I die soon?
Nikola O'Sullivan is a 48 years old fairly hairy matled howler, who has 4 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. O'Sullivan's favorite drink is triple sec, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the night.
O'Sullivan wears size medio hats and likes to play kazoo. O'Sullivan habitually throws feces 2 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). O'Sullivan types at 110 words per minute, and their favorite key is +.
Nikola is born Rwandan, and now lives in Kenya with their partner of 6 years, Benjamin O'Sullivan, and the unhappy couple's 6 children. O'Sullivan can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 21 digits of pi by heart.
O'Sullivan's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Nikola having blood type A+, and being a capricorn and dog person. O'Sullivan prefers the outside of the bed. O'Sullivan's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. O'Sullivan suffers from a crippling phobophobia.