This is Barak Dupont's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What color is the dress?||Black and blue|
|Is global warming real?||No|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|Who will win the 2008 US presidential election?||John McCain|
Is it time for a LFP?
Barak Dupont is a 61 years old quite hairy black howler, who has 15 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dupont's favorite drink is absinthe, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Dupont wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play guitar. Dupont habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Dupont types at 300 words per minute, and their favorite key is 7.
Barak is born Afghan, and now lives in Kuwait with their partner of 0 years, Maria Dupont, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Dupont can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 15 digits of pi by heart.
Dupont's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Barak having blood type AB-, and being a cancer and cat person. Dupont prefers the underside of the bed. Dupont's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Dupont suffers from a mild hedonophobia.