This is Fatima Dubois's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astronomy|
|Is global warming real?||Yes|
|Evolution or intelligent design?||Evolution|
|What color is the dress?||White and gold|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
What color is a zebra?
White with black stripes
Fatima Dubois is a 28 years old quite hairy chimpanzee, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dubois's favorite drink is screwdriver, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.
Dubois wears size x-grande hats and likes to play the violin. Dubois habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Dubois types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.
Fatima is born Latvian, and now lives in Mauritania with their partner of 3 years, Caesar Dubois, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Dubois can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 47 digits of pi by heart.
Dubois's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Fatima having blood type O+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Dubois prefers the underside of the bed. Dubois's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Dubois suffers from a mild hedonophobia.