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This is Fatima Dubois's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? George W. Bush
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Cats or dogs? Dogs
Evolution or intelligent design? Evolution

Hot topic opinion

What color is the dress?

White and gold

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About Fatima Dubois

Fatima Dubois is a 28 years old quite hairy chimpanzee, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dubois's favorite drink is screwdriver, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the afternoon.

Dubois wears size x-grande hats and likes to play the violin. Dubois habitually throws feces 8 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 12 (on a scale). Dubois types at 240 words per minute, and their favorite key is the left shift key.

Fatima is born Latvian, and now lives in Mauritania with their partner of 3 years, Caesar Dubois, and the only slightly criminal couple's 4 children. Dubois can accelerate from zero to 100 in 20 seconds, and knows 47 digits of pi by heart.

Dubois's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESTJ, which most clearly manifests in Fatima having blood type O+, and being a capricorn and cat person. Dubois prefers the underside of the bed. Dubois's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Dubois suffers from a mild hedonophobia.