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This is Harambe Dupont's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
What is the question? or not to be
What time is it? Yes
monkey? not
Is this a bad idea? Yes
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? Al Gore

Hot topic opinion

Who is the best sportsperson in the world?

Roger Federer

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About Harambe Dupont

Harambe Dupont is a 32 years old not-at-all hairy marmoset, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Dupont's favorite drink is madaira, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the night.

Dupont wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play bagpipe. Dupont habitually throws feces 0 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Dupont types at 250 words per minute, and their favorite key is ;.

Harambe is born Latvian, and now lives in Armenia with their partner of 4 years, Ellen Dupont, and the unhappy couple's 6 children. Dupont can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 13 digits of pi by heart.

Dupont's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Harambe having blood type A-, and being a leo and dog person. Dupont prefers the right side of the bed. Dupont's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Dupont suffers from a mild acrophobia.