This is Anastasia George's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you?||The ones that observe|
|Is magic real?||Keep dreaming|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
|Who is the greatest singer ever?||Christina Aguilera|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Hillary Clinton|
Abortion; yes or no?
No, pro life
Anastasia George is a 53 years old not-at-all hairy tamarin, who has 11 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. George's favorite drink is sherry, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.
George wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play vuvuzela. George habitually throws feces 9 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 0 (on a scale). George types at 330 words per minute, and their favorite key is #.
Anastasia is born Asian, and now lives in Austria with their partner of 2 years, Curious George, and the happy couple's 6 children. George can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 7 digits of pi by heart.
George's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFJ, which most clearly manifests in Anastasia having blood type O+, and being a capricorn and cat person. George prefers the outside of the bed. George's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Singles Collection. George suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.