This is Lukas Garcia's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Can I get a witness?||What's the need for that?|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Am I gay?||No, you're bi|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Hero|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
Is a hotdog a sandwich?
Lukas Garcia is a 58 years old fairly hairy black howler, who has 12 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 5 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Garcia's favorite drink is Tia Maria, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Garcia wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play viola. Garcia habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 14 (on a scale). Garcia types at 50 words per minute, and their favorite key is caps lock.
Lukas is born Mongolian, and now lives in New Zealand with their partner of 7 years, Dirty Garcia, and the constantly fighting couple's 2 children. Garcia can accelerate from zero to 100 in 21 seconds, and knows 37 digits of pi by heart.
Garcia's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISTJ, which most clearly manifests in Lukas having blood type A+, and being a libra and dog person. Garcia prefers the right side of the bed. Garcia's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Garcia suffers from a crippling hexakosioihexekontahexaphobia.