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This is Terk Lynch's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Who will win the 2016 US presidential election? Donald Trump
Can I get a witness? What's the need for that?
Cats or dogs? Dogs
Who is the greatest singer ever? Christina Aguilera
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Barack Obama

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Evolution or intelligent design?


Lynch, Terk

About Terk Lynch

Terk Lynch is a 49 years old not-at-all hairy mandrill, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 3 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Lynch's favorite drink is ouzo, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the afternoon.

Lynch wears size medio hats and likes to play the violin. Lynch habitually throws feces 10 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 11 (on a scale). Lynch types at 70 words per minute, and their favorite key is #.

Terk is born Dutch, and now lives in Iceland with their partner of 5 years, Donald Lynch, and the happy couple's 6 children. Lynch can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 15 digits of pi by heart.

Lynch's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENFP, which most clearly manifests in Terk having blood type AB-, and being a libra and dog person. Lynch prefers the left side of the bed. Lynch's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is ...Baby One More Time. Lynch suffers from a mild ergophobia.