This is Benjamin Bush's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What is the question?||or not to be|
|Hitler; hero or zero?||Zero|
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||Yes|
|Who will win the 2012 US presidential election?||Barack Obama|
Astrology or astronomy?
Benjamin Bush is a 28 years old fairly hairy rhesus macaque, who has 0 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 7 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Bush's favorite drink is cider, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the morning.
Bush wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play the violin. Bush habitually throws feces 13 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 5 (on a scale). Bush types at 190 words per minute, and their favorite key is D.
Benjamin is born a Carnivore, and now lives in Liberia with their partner of 5 years, Santiago Bush, and the unhappy couple's 2 children. Bush can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 55 digits of pi by heart.
Bush's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ISFP, which most clearly manifests in Benjamin having blood type O-, and being a libra and cat person. Bush prefers the outside of the bed. Bush's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Bush suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.