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This is Emma Kong's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Is this a bad idea? Yes
Is a hotdog a sandwich? Yes
Cats or dogs? Dogs
Who is the greatest singer ever? Britney Spears
Abortion; yes or no? Yes, pro choice

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Kong, Emma

About Emma Kong

Emma Kong is a 50 years old not-at-all hairy black howler, who has 14 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 0 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kong's favorite drink is Martini, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the morning.

Kong wears size grande hats and likes to play harp. Kong habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 1 (on a scale). Kong types at 120 words per minute, and their favorite key is #.

Emma is born Cuban, and now lives in Armenia with their partner of 7 years, Mark Kong, and the only slightly criminal couple's 6 children. Kong can accelerate from zero to 100 in 15 seconds, and knows 4 digits of pi by heart.

Kong's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTP, which most clearly manifests in Emma having blood type B-, and being a capricorn and dog person. Kong prefers the right side of the bed. Kong's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Britney Jean. Kong suffers from a mild agoraphobia.