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This is Alice Virtanen's thoughts about some current hot topics:

Question Answer
Hitler; hero or zero? Zero
There's famously only two types of people in the world. Which type are you? The ones that entertain
monkey? not
jesus is a male or female ? male
What color is the dress? Black and blue

Hot topic opinion

Am I gay?

Yes, you're gay

Virtanen, Alice

About Alice Virtanen

Alice Virtanen is a 43 years old not-at-all hairy squirrel monkey, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Virtanen's favorite drink is kirsch, preferably enjoyed in moderate quantities in the evening.

Virtanen wears size grande hats and likes to play drums. Virtanen habitually throws feces 12 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Virtanen types at 140 words per minute, and their favorite key is S.

Alice is born Albanian, and now lives in Chile with their partner of one year, Arnold Virtanen, and the only slightly criminal couple's 0 children. Virtanen can accelerate from zero to 100 in 17 seconds, and knows 10 digits of pi by heart.

Virtanen's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Alice having blood type O+, and being a capricorn and dog person. Virtanen prefers the left side of the bed. Virtanen's favorite Spice Girl is Posh Spice, and their favorite album is Oops! ...I Did It Again. Virtanen suffers from a crippling ergophobia.