We put the CH3CH2OH in consulting!
This is Vladimir Sanchez's thoughts about some current hot topics:
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Am I gay? | No, you're bi |
| Who will win the 2004 US presidential election? | George W. Bush |
| monkey? | not |
| Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? | Mitt Romney |
| Can I get a witness? | Yes you do |
Vladimir Sanchez is a 53 years old not-at-all hairy marmoset, who has 9 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sanchez's favorite drink is metaxa, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Sanchez wears size x-grande hats and likes to play vuvuzela. Sanchez habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Sanchez types at 260 words per minute, and their favorite key is !.
Vladimir is born a US citizen, and now lives in Congo with their partner of 6 years, Sam Sanchez, and the happy couple's 6 children. Sanchez can accelerate from zero to 100 in 10 seconds, and knows 58 digits of pi by heart.
Sanchez's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFJ, which most clearly manifests in Vladimir having blood type A+, and being a cancer and cat person. Sanchez prefers the outside of the bed. Sanchez's favorite Spice Girl is Ginger Spice, and their favorite album is Britney & Kevin: Chaotic. Sanchez suffers from a crippling hedonophobia.