This is Barak Kowalski's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|Is a hotdog a sandwich?||No|
|What time is it?||no|
|Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation?||No|
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election?
George W. Bush
Barak Kowalski is a 27 years old fairly hairy mandrill, who has 7 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kowalski's favorite drink is cosmopolitan, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the night.
Kowalski wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play Jew harp. Kowalski habitually throws feces 15 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Kowalski types at 290 words per minute, and their favorite key is %.
Barak is born South American, and now lives in Mexico with their partner of 3 years, Alice Kowalski, and the unhappy couple's 4 children. Kowalski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 26 digits of pi by heart.
Kowalski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ESFJ, which most clearly manifests in Barak having blood type A+, and being a virgo and cat person. Kowalski prefers the right side of the bed. Kowalski's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Britney. Kowalski suffers from a crippling chlorophobia.