This is Bubbles Sanchez's thoughts about some current hot topics:
|What time is it?||Yes|
|Abortion; yes or no?||No, pro life|
|How was a first cosmonaut in space||Gagarin|
|Astrology or astronomy?||Astrology|
|Who will win the 2016 US presidential election?||Donald Trump|
Hitler; hero or zero?
Bubbles Sanchez is a 50 years old quite hairy capuchin, who has 6 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent one year as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Sanchez's favorite drink is port, preferably enjoyed in immense quantities in the evening.
Sanchez wears size medio hats and likes to play trombone. Sanchez habitually throws feces 14 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 2 (on a scale). Sanchez types at 160 words per minute, and their favorite key is W.
Bubbles is born Mozambican, and now lives in Pitcairn Islands with their partner of 4 years, Britney Sanchez, and the unhappy couple's 0 children. Sanchez can accelerate from zero to 100 in 19 seconds, and knows 60 digits of pi by heart.
Sanchez's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INFP, which most clearly manifests in Bubbles having blood type B+, and being a libra and cat person. Sanchez prefers the outside of the bed. Sanchez's favorite Spice Girl is Baby Spice, and their favorite album is Me Against the Music. Sanchez suffers from a mild chlorophobia.