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What time is it? Yes
jesus is a male or female ? male
What is the question? or not to be
Will I die soon? No
Who is the best sportsperson in the world? Lionel Messi

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Kowalski, Dirty

About Dirty Kowalski

Dirty Kowalski is a 39 years old quite hairy chimpanzee, who has 3 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 2 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Kowalski's favorite drink is Cuba libre, preferably enjoyed in large quantities in the evening.

Kowalski wears size pequeuño hats and likes to play bagpipe. Kowalski habitually throws feces 6 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 13 (on a scale). Kowalski types at 90 words per minute, and their favorite key is backspace.

Dirty is born Vulcan, and now lives in Christmas Island with their partner of 6 years, Barak Kowalski, and the happy couple's 4 children. Kowalski can accelerate from zero to 100 in 9 seconds, and knows 31 digits of pi by heart.

Kowalski's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is ENTP, which most clearly manifests in Dirty having blood type O-, and being a taurus and dog person. Kowalski prefers the left side of the bed. Kowalski's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is The Essential Britney Spears. Kowalski suffers from a mild phobophobia.