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Hitler; hero or zero? Hero
Who will win the 2012 US presidential election? Barack Obama
Have smartphones destroyed an entire generation? Yes
What color is the dress? White and gold
Who will win the 2000 US presidential election? Al Gore

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About Enos Santos

Enos Santos is a 46 years old very hairy capuchin, who has 8 years experience in the drunk monkey consulting business. Before that, they spent 4 years as a sideshow monkey for a traveling street organ artist. Santos's favorite drink is absinthe, preferably enjoyed in vast quantities in the evening.

Santos wears size grande hats and likes to play guitar. Santos habitually throws feces 5 (metric) meters and has an Excel proficiency of 4 (on a scale). Santos types at 30 words per minute, and their favorite key is `.

Enos is born Brazilian, and now lives in Austria with their partner of 7 years, Louise Santos, and the happy couple's 0 children. Santos can accelerate from zero to 100 in 6 seconds, and knows 53 digits of pi by heart.

Santos's Myers-Briggs Type Indicator (MBTI) is INTJ, which most clearly manifests in Enos having blood type AB+, and being a leo and dog person. Santos prefers the underside of the bed. Santos's favorite Spice Girl is of course Sporty Spice, and their favorite album is Glory. Santos suffers from a crippling acrophobia.